RFH practice 2

Tell me if this and the previous post would entertain you whether or not you listened to the actual show. For current Friends of the Program, the content would be identifiable, but for others it may not be coherent. Share your Opinuendo.

February 11, 2010

Bill “The sooner we get this started, the sooner it will be over”

Richy is the Mayor of Marketing

Boners of the Day

#1 Dancing is Forbidden: A Baraboo, WI man shocks a male dancer instructor. The man scheduled a dance lesson to beat up the instructor for touching women while dancing because the man’s religion forbids it all.

#2 You Didn’t See Anything: A 5^th grade student was slapped by his principal. A nearby teacher was told by the principal that “she didn’t see anything; it didn’t happen.”

#3 We Observed and We Reported: Security watched teens beat up a girl without stopping the melee. They did phone in the incident to their supervisors.

#3 is the Boner of the Day winner brought to you in part by codfish breaded with cornbread. Howard won the Boner t-shirt.

Chainsaw Guy makes a guest appearance for Valentine’s Day!

Gina is a Kenya born-illegitimate-socialist-lover.

Ask A Bullfighter Ammon Bayless. He’s neither a rodeo clown nor a matador.

Jeff Vice movie reviews

The Graywhale Radio From Hell pick of the week is Halo the movie

Percy Jackson and the Olympians 2 ½ stars

Police, Adjective 2 stars

Valentine’s Day 1 ½ stars

Wolfman 2 stars

Gina’s sign-off “Release the Kraken!”

Radio From Hell blog practice 1

I am attempting to be a part-time blogger(FoTC) for KXRK's Radio From Hell (X96.3FM check it out fvph!). This is an a beginning attempt from two weeks ago. If you wish to compare it to the actual show- download the podcasts from Itunes or visit x96.com/rfh and listen to the show On Demand.

February 10, 2010

A new motto of the pre-boarding part of the show “Strap it on and then turn us on”

The art of skiing with Goofy

Lot of BFOP guys- keep an eye on Jacob. New feature of the BFOPs: Odd things about each BFOP- putting things together without directions, dreaming in Mandarin Chinese and sleeping while standing.

It’s important that the University of Utah might be accepted into the PAC-10 GO UTES!!!

Kerry got upset because the listeners’ lists of Things That Must Go were printed multiple times and Bill read the ones Kerry had planned too. Richy took the blame even though it was the interns’ fault, even though they brought Bill his banana split.

Keys to Easy Radio:

-Celebrity Birthdays

-Copy Radio From Hell, word for word

-Hot chicks to flirt with (not a noisy, paper-weight)

-Go to the gym and talk about it

Kids are Super Great Fun!!!!

Boners of the Day

#1 I Didn’t Think it Was Movin’ Fast Enough: A drunk man stole an occupied ambulance for a joy ride in the parking lot. The spin in the emergency vehicle occurred while there was an EMS official and patient in the back of the vehicle.

#2 My Credit is Good: A stolen car was then reported stolen to the police by the man who stole it after he was robbed at gun point trying to by crack with a credit card.

#3 I’m Takin’ the Yellow Line to Asia Town: Atlanta’s MARTA line to the Asian American hub of town was renamed the Yellow Line. Officials ignored the warnings from a lower management employee about the racist connections.

#2 is the Boner of the Day winner brought to you in part by prosciutto wrapped tenderloins and Heidi Hartman won the Boner t-shirt

Bill is going commando with Master Thespian intern on February 15th

A Cuban woman is claimed to be the oldest woman in the world at 125. The way that old people, like Methuselah, get to ages that high is to live without condoms and without toilet paper.

Hobbies that Bill does in the basement:

· Rock polishin’

· Taxidermy

· Dark roomin’

· Etchin’

· Wood burnin’

· Particle Physics

Gina’s sign-off “Stay care”